Respecting Your Traditions I'll... Fuck Your Wifey!
If you open an illustrated encyclopedia on the article "Luck" you'll see a picture of this guy. He was flying over Brazil in a small airplane when a bird hit the engine. He fell straight into the savage rainforest without a parachute, but managed to survive by grabbing onto lianas. He didn't eat for a week, eating only rainwater. And finally, he made it to an old believers' settlement. He was met by an extremely sexy girl in a bikini, the heiress of the owner of the estate. And that's where our hero finally got lucky!
