The wrong door, but the right muff - Kinuski
My old friend had invited me to come to his place. It’s been a while since I last saw him so I was glad to chat with him after all this time. He told me that he started dating this hot girl which I didn’t know about. We could keep on talking for hours, but suddenly I felt the urge to pee. - Hey, man, where’s the bathroom? He pointed to the door at the end of the hallway. I went there and quickly opened the door. I was very much surprised when I opened the door and saw a beautiful naked girl. She wasn’t expecting to see me there. She began to scream and my friend quickly came to see what was going on. They both started gesturing and talking to me with frustration. - Hey, man, I was just going to pee, I didn’t want to do anything bad… However, seeing how hot your girlfriend is, I’m ready to give you all my money if you allow me to have sex with her… What do you say, buddy?
